“Why not just kill them? I’ll do it! I’ll run up to Paris – bam, bam, bam, bam. I’m back before week’s end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan? ”
~Jacopo (The Count of Monte Cristo)

Because revenge is a dish that should be worth the wait. It should be savoured and enjoyed with all the relish of a good story.

Milk and Cookie Stories is for anyone who has a story to tell, or wants to hear a tale told well, in a relaxed, friendly environment – a place with tea, cushions, cookies and friends. Our event is free, everyone is welcome and we welcome stories of all kinds.

This month we’re looking for stories about justice and retribution. We want to hear about you Getting Even. Tit-for-tat, eye-for-an-eye, measure-for-measure. Whether you extracted your pound of flesh with the immediacy of a slap to the face or restrained your animus and took the time to exact a rancorous counterblow – we want to know Exactly how you gained satisfaction.

Also acceptable are stories about food that’s better when it’s, like, cold.

As always, we’ll be having our awesome Bake-off where we’ll be taking your finest treats and having them battle for king of the cookie so bring your champion confection! The winner will win a lovely prize as well as a round of applause from our eternally comely audience.

So catalogue your transgressors and come achieve catharsis at Milk & Cookies! Or, you know, come tell stories about stuff.

And of course, Milk and Cookies <3s you!